Everything i know in life i learned from friends – poster quotes

Posted December 13, 2009 by khamoshpathak
Categories: Uncategorized

If you know F.R.I.E.N.D.S then u will surely laugh out loud.This is a very famous friends poster, it has 46 famous quotes from the series friends. i bought this poster off amazon US. so before buying the poster if you want to take a look on the quotes then here they are..

• Never use “we were on a break” as an excuse
• Remember it’s not that common it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a big deal
• Everybody has a lobster
• Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank
• For more space in bed, use “hug and roll” technique
• Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends
• You can do a lot with just cups and ice
• Always say the right name at the alter
• Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather pants
• ‘MAN BAGS’ aren’t manly
• Don’t count ‘MISSISSIPPILY’ when in a tanning booth
• “HOW U DOIN” never fails
• If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it
• Never let a monkey near a tv remote
• Only in prison do they ‘CUP’ whilst measuring pants.
• It’s not smelly cats fault
• Always read the whole make up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages long, FRONT AND BACK!
• You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80s where it belongs
• A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you’ve ever had
• Never let slip to a child that they are infact adopted
• Meat is not an ingredient of trifle
• There is no such thing as SHARK PORN
• Your first name is not your ‘FAMILY NAME’
• Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women
• A ‘day of fun’ is a good way to know someone
• Everyone has an identical hand twin
• Eating too much meat can cause ‘meat sweats’
• It’s never too late to resurrect the routine, just don’t change it
• REGINA PHALANGE and KEN ADAMS make great false names
• It is possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds
• When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT
• A silent auction is not a place to guess the right price
• Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit
• Playing too much on the arcade machine can lead to getting ‘THE CLAW’
• UGLY, NAKED and GUY do not make for an attractive combination
• Never pose for a V.D. poster campaign
• ‘PHEEBS’ is short for phoebe, it’s not just what we call our friends
• Never let a chick and a duck near a fussball table
• Wooden spoons and toy trucks make great massaging tools
• Never put your head in a turkey
• Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox
• Never bet your apartment in a game of ‘WHO KNOWS WHO’
• Don’t leave teeth whitening gel on for longer than recommended
• W.E.N.U.S stands for…… UMMM?….
• Everybody is entitled to a ‘freebie’ list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises
• There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7…. 7…. 7 7 7 7 7 7 SEVEN!

My personal favourite is the last one, makes me laugh every time i read it. tell me yours…

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Welcome to the world of F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Posted December 5, 2009 by khamoshpathak
Categories: Introduction

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This is the world where you will never be sad, even if you are sad, you wont be any more. This is the place that will be open for you forever, no time restrictions no financial restrictions. This is the world of FRIENDS.

Friends is the funniest sitcom in the history of television. It is the funniest show I have ever seen (and I have seen a LOT!). These are the people who will never leave your side. They will never ditch you. Even if all of your real friends betray you or look down at you, they will never leave your side…… they will always BE THERE FOR YOU!

I have seen the friends series more than five times, but still I enjoy seeing it again and again. It never gets old, and it never will, I promised myself that I’ll be watching friends will I grow old.

If you are one of the millions of fans of friends then please join me in this wonderful ride (by commenting or reading) where I’ll be telling my views and everything I know about friends.

If you are new to FRIENDS then get the DVDs or turn on the TV, call up your friends, get yourself some beer and pizzas and sit back and enjoy FRIENDS with your friends. Get ready for mind blowing comedy, witty sarcasm and amazing stories and to know the 6 most fascinating people on this earth.

In my next post I’ll be introducing you with the characters and the story or FRIENDS….